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Hi my name is Chance. im a 19 years old. I'm in the process of writing a book on philosophy. im a Buddhist. i love tattoos (not to sound too cliche). i love kaylee!

fadedculture:

reddlr-trees:

Saw this on the side of a smoke shop in NC, figured it would be appreciated here.

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fadedculture:

reddlr-trees:

Saw this on the side of a smoke shop in NC, figured it would be appreciated here.

✌ ⋆ ₣ᗩÐᕮÐ ᑕᑌᒪƬᑌᖇᕮ ⋆✌

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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jollyidiot:

I have reblogged this at least a thousand times

jollyidiot:

I have reblogged this at least a thousand times

kingsxoqueens:

Kim Possible been facetiming since 2002..

kingsxoqueens:

Kim Possible been facetiming since 2002..

Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
#australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay

neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait